Then purchase my book Animals on Buses
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Read this write up about it here:
Here is an excerpt:
Why do people tell you their babies' weight, as if it’s a fish they caught? As if 8 Lbs 7oz is ideal baby weight? Like someone pays for babies by the pound? Does that come from a medieval practice where peasants would pay tax to the church in baby meat? Why do I need to know the weight of your baby? And why does it stop after a certain age? Why don't people say 'Yeah my son is five now, 46 pounds.' or 'We just saw our daughter off to prom, 128 pounds.'
We are a bunch of writers and publishers here, not your target audience, not buyers essentially. You are wasting your promotional efforts by advertising on this forum. You should concentrate on your social media accounts like facebook etc.
Honest thought, $10 for 88 pages is a bit high. It isn't even a trade paperback, it's smaller.