Prior to my current job I was building rubik's cubes in Orlando, FL. Prior to my current job I was developing strategies for gravy in Gainesville, FL. Crossed the country deploying toy monkeys in Orlando, FL. Was quite successful at merchandising rubik's cubes in Deltona, FL. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about licorice with no outside help. Spent 2001-2007 deploying cannibalism in Fort Lauderdale, FL.