Skip navigation
This discussion is archived
576 Views 9 Replies Last post: Dec 6, 2017 8:36 AM by DavidWake RSS
Level 5 3,975 posts since
Feb 1, 2011
Currently Being Moderated

Dec 5, 2017 10:24 AM

An Amazing Review on Amazon

Do you want to laugh and scratch your head while asking yourself "WTF?"  Well, go HERE and read this review - which does not address the product at all!!

 

Dan'l

Level 0 105 posts since
May 31, 2017
Currently Being Moderated
1. Dec 5, 2017 10:54 AM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

Is there anyway to get that crazy review off your page?

Dan

Level 2 260 posts since
Jun 20, 2017
Currently Being Moderated
2. Dec 5, 2017 11:36 AM in response to: thestoryguy
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

Realistically, no. Amazon is very reluctant to remove reviews not written by friends & family.

 

Good luck! -- NJ

 

Notjohn's Guide to E-Book & Print Formatting: http://viewbook.at/notjohn

 

The blog: http://notjohnkdp.blogspot.com

Level 4 2,887 posts since
Feb 7, 2015
Currently Being Moderated
3. Dec 5, 2017 11:41 AM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

You've been unmasked, Dan'l -- or should I say, Ivan?

 

The review so insanely laughable that I would be reluctant to ask Amazon to remove it. I doubt it will discourage potential buyers.

Level 3 342 posts since
Feb 11, 2016
Currently Being Moderated
4. Dec 5, 2017 1:29 PM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

It is a very impressive review by a verified purchaser of the non-existing Kindle version of your calendar.

 

By the way, how did you get your calendar to be categorized as a calendar rather than a paperback?  Do you use CS or another provider and what would you tick to get it to say it is a calendar?

Level 3 458 posts since
Oct 16, 2014
Currently Being Moderated
5. Dec 5, 2017 3:31 PM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

It looks like the Amazon's computer has connected the dots between your calendar and one of your favorite subjects...

 

https://www.amazon.com//dp/B01L8EL1V8

Level 3 852 posts since
Jul 18, 2009
Currently Being Moderated
6. Dec 5, 2017 3:57 PM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

Subversive calendars...what next? Dan'l, you certainly have the market cornered on hidden text or subliminal messaging if the review is to be believed. Maybe you should continue with this line of propaganda to become part of self-publishing aristocracy? Bound to sell a million.

Joe.

Level 5 4,277 posts since
Oct 27, 2010
Currently Being Moderated
8. Dec 6, 2017 12:41 AM in response to: danwiz
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

You may all mock, but two people found it useful.

Level 2 1,010 posts since
Jan 28, 2013
Currently Being Moderated
9. Dec 6, 2017 8:36 AM in response to: Notjohn
Re: An Amazing Review on Amazon

Notjohn wrote:

 

Realistically, no. Amazon is very reluctant to remove reviews not written by friends & family.

 

 

 

You could marry Matthew Kesti and then tell Amazon that he's family, then they'd have to remove it.

Actions

More Like This

  • Retrieving data ...